About me My name is Sara. I live in Brooklyn, New York with my boyfriend, Bruce, and our two very naughty cats, Matches Malone and Delila. This blog does not get updated as often as it should. I often post three things in a row and then won't revisit it for a week. I also don't know how many people actually read this besides my mom, but I like having it; It's the only place where I have complete authority.
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Oh, Marion

“Bravo is the Donner party network,” said one parent. “If they could film cannibals eating each other, they would.”

MEAT PIE! This is happening tonight.

MEAT PIE! This is happening tonight.

Really, Boeing?

Thirteen bloated bodies have been recovered from the Airbus plane crash in the Atlantic Ocean, and Airbus’ arch rival, Boeing—or some slick multimedia producer at the Wall Street Journal—thinks it’s the perfect advertising opportunity. Click here for the most perfect ad-news juxtaposition of the day.